I have about 80 hours in Animal Crossing: New Horizons. In that time, I’ve managed to build a quiet, Japanese-inspired town, and carved out a large, tranquil field flanked by deep orchards. It’s the idyllic scene we all were promised: a serene island getaway free from the travails of modern life.

Except, I didn’t really get away.

Gamification is a word that comes up often in certain circles. You’ll know you’re in such a circle if